Chad Johnson not only decided to change his surname in the offseason, but his position too. Watch his PAT kick.

Kansas State guard Denis Clemente with the most impressive basketball shot I’ve ever seen.

Finally, the video featuring Adam “Pacman” Jones’ strip club exploits is released.

1. Pau Gasol – Bird

2. Chauncey Billups – Donkey

3. Andrei Kirilenko – Terradactyl

4. Dirk Nowitzki – Llama

5. Antoine Walker – Turtle

6. Shelden Williams – Dolphin

7.  Jordan Farmar – Elephant

8.  Mike Dunleavy – Blobfish

9. Mike Dunleavy Jr. – Sloth

10. Mike Miller – Miss Piggy

11.  Sam Cassell – ET

Raffaele De Rosa’s Amazing Knee-Riding Save

Wow, 3 Game 7’s are taking place in Round 2 of the 2009 Stanley Cup Finals. Here’s the complete schedules and ticket information.

Wednesday, May 13

Pittsburgh Penguins at Washington Capitals on HTS and Versus at 7 PM EST.  Tickets start at $145.

Thursday, May 14

Anaheim Ducks at Detroit Red Wings on Versus at 7 PM EST. Tickets start at $62.

Carolina Hurricanes at Boston Bruins on NESN at 8 PM EST.  Tickets start at $125.

Today John Madden announced his retirement after 30 years in the broadcast booth.  Cris Collinsworth will replace Madden in the booth.

I’ll always remember John Madden not only for his awesome video game (thanks EA Sports), but for the parodies done for him over the years.  And of course his addiction to drawing all over the screen.